Compliments can sometimes be hard to accept, even more so when men get their feet jammed sideways in their mouths. I know they’re trying to make us feel good about ourselves, but somehow they don’t get it quite right.
A few weeks ago, one girl friend told me of a text she got:
You’re not exactly rough are you…
And, whilst on holiday, I got this gem:
You’ve never really been flabby…
Oh, my! Thank you! I’ve been waiting to hear that my whole life.
Has anyone else got any classic hole-digging quotes?