Complimentary Compliments

Compliments can sometimes be hard to accept, even more so when men get their feet jammed sideways in their mouths. I know they’re trying to make us feel good about ourselves, but somehow they don’t get it quite right.

A few weeks ago, one girl friend told me of a text she got:

You’re not exactly rough are you…

And, whilst on holiday, I got this gem:

You’ve never really been flabby…

Oh, my! Thank you! I’ve been waiting to hear that my whole life.

Has anyone else got any classic hole-digging quotes?