26 Years Old, Tomorrow

I’m getting old, tipping over the edge on the slippery slope to 30. Luckily I haven’t noticed any wrinkles yet and I don’t physically feel old, but when I say the number out loud it just sounds like a lot of years! Just think how parents must feel when they realise they have children who are 26 – sorry mum.

So, at what point in your life did you start to feel old?

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10 Responses to “26 Years Old, Tomorrow”

  1. Oli says:

    I’ve noticed your wrinkles!!

  2. Jamie says:

    yeah me too… like a bloody dustbin liner.

  3. Oli says:

    Have you seen the liverspots she has on her hands now? Shocking. I swear my ninety-odd year old grand mother is in better nick then our M.

  4. Jamie says:

    tell me about it… the varacous veins on the backs of her legs scare little kids in the street.

  5. Emma says:

    Right, ok.. let’s stop now children. You’ve made me feel a whole lot better!

  6. Oli says:

    Perhaps we should stop this and compliment her? I’ll go first. M … errr … you have lovely elbows.

  7. Chris says:

    Yeah its definitely the elbows.

    Could be an elbow model.

  8. Oli says:

    I’ve just been told that the question is “when did you start to feel old?”. so the answer, about two years ago (I was 23, well, maybe 24) and I hooked up with a girl who turned out to be 17. However, having just been called a child, I’m not feeling so old.

  9. Oli says:

    I got the shock of my life last Friday and realised just how old I have become. Here’s the situation. I’m in a rock club, I see a young lady in a corset, suspenders and skimpy little kecks. Two thoughts entered my mind when I saw this vision, the first was “She must be cold” and the second “How does she leave the house dressed like that?”. It was a sad, sad day for me indeed.

  10. Paul says:

    I felt old when I realised there are now people starting uni that were born after Kylie had her first number one hit!

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